remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this old man came and tried to kill me

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my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

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